With Donald Trump leading the conservative pack, it looks like the entire GOP is scrambling to say the most asinine and offensive things possible. Enter Todd Starnes. The Fox News host came up with what may just be the dumbest metaphor I have heard about how Americans pick their president.

This is the guy who is saying what the American working man and working woman want to hear. And here it is in a nutshell. And I get what Jeb Bush is doing. Everybody is trying to be the kinder, gentler, you know, the compassionate conservative. But you know what, Jamie? The average American, they don’t want one of those metrosexual purse dogs, they want a pit bull in the White House.