“Late Show” host Colbert is at his best when he is fully, sarcastically, embracing the outrage of the extreme right. On Wednesday’s episode Colbert went all-in to indulge the War Against Christmas right wing rage, talking about important Christmas story elements like the “three wise snowmen” who “did not last long in the desert.”

“I could go for a myrrh latte,” Colbert quipped, pointing out the complete inconsistency between Starbucks-targeted Christmas rage and the actual Christmas story elements.

Colbert also gave the infamous Facebook fanatic who began this entire red cup issue a bit of air time, arguing that “Paul Blart Mall Bro has a point.”

Watch the full hilarious clip here: