A particularly nasty segment of the “O’Reilly Factor” dubbed “Watters World,” sends resident douchebag Jesse Watters out into the unsuspecting world in order to drive and shape his political agenda while sharing badly edited movie clips and trying (and failing) to inspire comedy.

Watters gets off on ridiculing college students and trying to catch pedestrians unaware, and this latest segment from Austin, Texas is no different.

Watters took to the streets to ask people “What are you afraid of?”

Responses ranged from “sharks,” to “being buried alive,” to “hospitals,” but Watters stepped in creepy territory when a young woman told him that she always has floaties around because she is terrified of drowning.

Piggish Watters joked that the woman seemed to have floaties “right there,” referring to her breasts.

Then moments later, Watters showed his stomach to a young woman who said she was afraid of belly buttons, telling her “look at it,” while she uncomfortably looked away.

This is what counts as television?