Author: Justin Lane

Lawmaker Blames Planned Parenthood Victory on Demonic Forces

Demons. Demons. Demons. It has to be demons that are protecting Planned Parenthood and wanting to see the destruction of the moral fiber of our country. According to GOP lawmaker Gordon Klingenschmitt, the “demonic spirit of murder” is to blame for Planned Parenthood’s continued funding. “Did you know there is also a spiritual world that is influencing these key players?” he said. “When the evil spirit, the spirit of Satan, influences people to sin and the people humanly choose sin, they’re listening to and cooperating with and collaborating with and contracting with that evil spirit who gets inside of...

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Desperate for Relevance, Rush Claims Clintons are Financing Terror Videos

Rush Limbaugh is spinning into overdrive as he grasps for significance heading into the 2016 election cycle. His fervor has recently taken a turn against Hillary Clinton while trying to defend Republicans against claims that their extreme rhetoric aids terrorist recruitment efforts. Limbaugh claims that donors to the Clinton Foundation have also helped fund terrorist video production. Limbaugh: Now this group that made the video on demand. I mean there wasn’t a video of Trump’s comments and Hillary comes out and says there is one, not that there will be one, she says there is one. And there wasn’t....

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Infamous “Affluenza” Teen Racked Up $2,100 Strip Club Tab, Mom Pays

The infamous “affluenza” teen, Ethan Couch, racked up a massive bill at a Mexican strip club before being arrested for violating his probation and fleeing the country. Couch, while evading arrest with his mother in Mexico, visited strip clubs and, when he couldn’t settle his bill, had to have his mother pay. “It is our policy to escort the man back to his hotel or to an ATM machine to get our money if they don’t have it with them,” the manager, Eduardo Dudinez, of Harem, the strip club where Couch accumulated his bill, told the the Daily Mail. According...

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Alabama Repubs Waste BP Spill Money on Fixing GOP Governor’s Mansion

What’s the best way to spend the money a state received from the BP oil spill settlement? If you’re in the state of Alabama, you may be surprised to learn that your state plans to use the money to renovate a long abandoned governor’s mansion. As AllGov.com reports: An Alabama governor’s mansion that has sat abandoned and boarded up for nearly 20 years is getting renovated thanks to money from the BP oil spill. The mansion, built in the 1960s near the Gulf coast, was damaged in 1997 by Hurricane Danny. From that point it sat unused and vacant because...

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CNN: Oregon Terrorist Group Not So Bad

Mainstream media continues to provide its bigoted and divisive “analysis.” CNN’s analyst Art Roderick concluded that the armed protesters who took control of a federal building in Oregon are not as bad as the Black Lives Matter protesters because they are not “looting or anything.” The group of armed protesters included members of the infamous Cliven Bundy’s family. They seized the Malheur Wildlife Refuge headquarters in protest of prison sentences issues to two arsonists. Roderick claimed that the protesters’ actions did not call for the use of force. “The last thing we need is some type of large confrontation...

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