Author: Justin Lane

As Massive Glaciers Melt Away, Impacts Are Staggering: Dimwits Still in Denial

Conservatives continue to deny that climate change is real even as more and more evidence mounts that we are causing irreversible damage to the environment. Now, new evidence has been released that shows major glaciers in Greenland are melting which will raise sea levels, yet the GOP keeps its head stuck in the sand. As the Huffington Post reports: Zachariae Isstrom is one of the three main glaciers that feeds into the roughly 373-mile-long Northeast Greenland Ice Stream. Ice streams drain ice from the interior of an ice sheet. Historically, they drain slowly since the streams are clogged with floating ice debris....

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Hooker Hound Vitter Gets Help from Oddballs at Duck Dynasty: Perfect Match

David Vitter is working hard to save face with the people of Louisiana. Scandal has rocked Vitter’s campaign and John Bel Edwards isn’t playing nice with Vitter lascivious past. So to try and gain points with Republican voter, Vitter has turned to none other than the Duck Dynasty buffoons. In a political ad, Vitter is joined by Willie Robertson of the Duck Dynasty program to speak about redemption and recovering from mistakes, alluding to Vitter’s past exploits with prostitutes. Robertson and Vitter lean hard on the Bible as telling us to forgive. “Hey, this is Willie Robertson,” says Robertson. “David...

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Gotta Love This: Trump Says Carson Has The Temperament Of A Child Molester

On Thursday, Donald Trump told reporters that he believes Ben Carson has a lot in common with child molesters. Trump expressed concern that the violent behaviors Carson exhibited as a child are “pathological” like the actions of a child molester. He said to Erin Burnett: I’m not bringing up anything that’s not in his book. You know, when he says he went after his mother and wanted to hit her in the head with a hammer, that bothers me. I mean, that’s pretty bad. When he says he’s pathological – and he says that in the book, I don’t...

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Campus Police Chief: It Ain’t Rape, It’s Guilt.

Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College Police Chief Bryan Golden is heading back to work after telling a local news station that a lot of the supposed rape at his school was “women waking up the next morning with a guilt complex. From local station WALB: Most of these sexual assaults are women waking up the next morning with a guilt complex. That ain’t rape, that’s being stupid. When the dust settles, it was all consensual. It doesn’t happen here. It doesn’t show up here. They’re about as much a rape as a goat roping. Golden was suspended for his comments,...

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Jon Stewart Reams Trump: The First President to Drunk Tweet

At the ninth annual Stand Up For Heroes event in New York this Tuesday, Jon Stewart took a moment to address the idea of Donald Trump being a serious candidate. “Are we really doing this Donald Trump thing?” asked Stewart from the stage. “We’re really doing that as a country?” “When I was doing the program, we liked to make jokes about him, because he’s hilarious and easily mockable,” Stewart said, reports the Hollywood Reporter. “We would mock him with things such as, ‘He looks like a bewigged boiled ham,’ or something like that. So he would tweet in the...

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