Author: Justin Lane

Graham Drops Out of Race Because Not Even Lunatic GOP Will Support Him

Graham Drops Out of Race Because Not Even Lunatic GOP Will Support Him

Posted by | Dec 21, 2015 | |

On Monday, Lindsey Graham announced that he is suspending his bid for the 2016 presidential race, ending his pathetic and hawkish run. “Today, I’m suspending my campaign for president,” said Graham, in a video available online. “I believe we have run a campaign you can be proud of. We put forward bold and practical solutions to big problems like retiring our debt and fixing a broken immigration system. This has been a problem solver’s campaign.” According to Graham, one of the most important aspects of his campaign was his emphasis national security and fighting to defeat ISIS/ISIL. Graham was...

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Affluenza Teen On The Run After Likely Probation Violation, FBI and Marshals In Pursuit

Affluenza Teen On The Run After Likely Probation Violation, FBI and Marshals In Pursuit

Posted by | Dec 20, 2015 | |

Ethan Couch, the 18-year-old infamous for earning probation for murdering four people in 2013 while driving drunk, is on the run, likely with his mother, from authorities after video surfaced online showing Couch likely violating his probation. “They have the money. They have the ability to disappear, and I’m fearing that they have gone a long way and may even be out of the country,” said Tarrant County Sheriff Dee Anderson to CNN. As the NYDaily News reports: After the teen failed to show up to the meeting, sheriff’s deputies went to the home he shared with his mother....

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Ivy League Yuppies Have No Problem With Getting Rid of the First Amendment

Ivy League Yuppies Have No Problem With Getting Rid of the First Amendment

Posted by | Dec 20, 2015 | |

Ivy League students are under a lot of pressure right? They’re busy with classes and finals and social life and stuff and it’s hard for them to keep up with things like the Bill of Rights. That’s why a it shouldn’t be any surprise that it was easy for film maker Ami Horowitz to collect a number of signatures in support of repealing the First Amendment....

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O’Malley Blasts Hillary’s Absurd Wall Street Love Affair: Sanders Continues His Dalai Lama Persona

O’Malley Blasts Hillary’s Absurd Wall Street Love Affair: Sanders Continues His Dalai Lama Persona

Posted by | Dec 20, 2015 | |

During the Democratic debate Saturday night, former Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley attacked Hillary Clinton for her cozy and ‘shameful’ relationship with Wall Street’s big banks while Bernie Sanders remained peacefully apathetic to the situation. As Talking Points Memo reports: The diss came during ABC News Democratic debate Saturday, where the candidates were grilled on their relationship with corporate America. O’Malley was referring to comments made by Clinton during a November debate where she said Wall Street supported her because she helped rebuild lower Manhattan after the attacks on the Twin Towers. Clinton answered the attacks from O’Malley by pointing...

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Fox Facelift Freak: Kill Them All in Gitmo and Shut It Down

Fox Facelift Freak: Kill Them All in Gitmo and Shut It Down

Posted by | Dec 20, 2015 | |

Fox News’ Kimberly Guilfoyle has a solution for closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay: kill them. Kill the inmates and just shut it down. Never mind that we cannot be certain of guilt or innocence of some of the inmates at the facility, according to Guilfoyle, they’ve become more trouble than their worth and its just time to kill them and move on....

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