Author: Justin Lane

Colorado Lawmaker: Planned Parenthood Execs are Demon-Possessed

Colorado Lawmaker: Planned Parenthood Execs are Demon-Possessed

Posted by | Oct 28, 2015 | |

Colorado state representative Gordon Klingenschmitt has a reputation for being a religious nut. This weekend, Klingenschmitt called on viewers of his “Pray In Jesus Name” program to look to Planned Parenthood. Klingenschmitt argued that Planned Parenthood’s decision to stop accepting reimbursements of any kind for its fetal tissue donations somehow showed the guilt of the organization. “I don’t believe these people for a moment, do you?” said Klingenschmitt. “In fact, we can discern upon them the spirit of lying, the spirit of death, the spirit of murder, the spirit of greed. I mean, whenever I look at a picture...

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Creationist Nut Ken Ham Says Gay Marriage Will Lead to Worldwide Nudity

Creationist Nut Ken Ham Says Gay Marriage Will Lead to Worldwide Nudity

Posted by | Oct 28, 2015 | |

Cristian zealot Ken Ham seems to think that if gay marriage is allowed, we might as well all just take off our clothes because nothing means anything and everything is lost. “The doctrine of marriage is based there upon the literal history of Genesis,” said Ham. “But if that history is not true, if there is no literal Adam and Eve, then what is marriage, why is it to be a man and a woman? It’s only a man and a woman because God invented marriage, and he invented marriage when he made the first marriage: Adam and Eve.”...

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Carson Admits the Obvious: He Will Crash the U.S. Economy Immediately After Taking Office

Carson Admits the Obvious: He Will Crash the U.S. Economy Immediately After Taking Office

Posted by | Oct 28, 2015 | |

Ben Carson has made it quite clear that not only does he fail to understand economic policy, but he is willing to recklessly brandish that ignorance and hurt the American people. Speaking with the Hill, Carson made it clear that he will refuse to raise the debt ceiling under any circumstances. From the Hill: “If I’m elected, in January of 2017, we will begin to address the budget immediately. We’re not going to wait until October or Novemeber to do it, when we’re backed against the wall. And I will make it very, very clear that there will not be any...

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The Little Roach Killer Tom DeLay Slithers Out to Scare Voters About Obama and Guns

The Little Roach Killer Tom DeLay Slithers Out to Scare Voters About Obama and Guns

Posted by | Oct 28, 2015 | |

Following the tragic slayings of nine people in Roseburg, Oregon, Republicans are trying to make headlines on the backs of the dead by fomenting fear of President Obama and the government taking away people’s guns. Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) is at the center of those efforts. On Friday, DeLay stated that should Obama expand background checks, Congress should impeach him. “Well, I think it’s an impeachable offense, but are you going to get enough votes to impeach him?” said DeLay. “The very fact that you might bring it before the Judiciary Committee and investigate it and...

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Sanders Agrees That Legalized Marijuana Makes Sense

Sanders Agrees That Legalized Marijuana Makes Sense

Posted by | Oct 28, 2015 | |

Bernie Sanders is the first major-party presidential candidate to openly endorse legalizing marijuana. During the Las Vegas Democratic debate, Bernie Sanders stated that he would vote to support Nevada’s measures for marijuana legalization if he lived in the state. As Reason.com reports: […] Even Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), the most libertarian candidate in the Republican field, has declined to take a position on the merits of legalization, saying only that the federal government should not try to force pot prohibition on the states. “This is the first time we’ve seen a major candidate for president say he’d probably vote for...

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