Author: Justin Lane

Fake Fox News Terrorist Expert Held in Jail for Fraud, DUI, Assault, Gambling and Felony Gun Possession

Fake Fox News Terrorist Expert Held in Jail for Fraud, DUI, Assault, Gambling and Felony Gun Possession

Posted by | Oct 23, 2015 | |

Wayne Simmons, a former “expert” on terrorism for Fox News, has been deemed a “significant danger to the community” according to a spokesperson from the Department of Justice (DOJ). Simmons has been indicted for federal fraud stemming from claims he made that he was part of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) from 1973 to 2000. According to the Washington Post Simmons faces 11 charges of drinking and driving and additional charges for assault, gambling, and possessing a firearm as a felon. Simmons appeared multiple times on Fox News and on his website describes himself as a “Terrorism Analyst” and a consultant...

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Wilmore Puts Into Words What a Freak Paul Ryan Really Is Even By Republican Standards

Wilmore Puts Into Words What a Freak Paul Ryan Really Is Even By Republican Standards

Posted by | Oct 23, 2015 | , |

With Paul Ryan making waves by possibly winning the votes to become Speaker of the House, Larry Wilmore takes some time to remind everyone that has suddenly jumped on the Paul Ryan bandwagon what he is really like. Ryan is a hypocrite when it comes to issues like family leave. He has received much praise for claiming he would not compromise family time to become Speaker. Ryan voted against expanding family leave for federal employees and yet wants people to think it matters to him now....

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Cop Pulls Over Woman for Drinking Coffee

Cop Pulls Over Woman for Drinking Coffee

Posted by | Oct 22, 2015 | |

A woman driving on the interstate in Minnesota was pulled over for drinking coffee while she was driving. “I was completely dumbfounded,” said Lindsey Krieger. “I thought it was a joke!” “I didn’t even have enough time to merge up to the right speed limit yet, so I wasn’t speeding or anything like that,” said Krieger. “She was like, ‘Do you know what you were doing wrong? Do you know why you were pulled over?’ I said, ‘no I have no idea what you’re talking about.’ And finally after asking me a few more times she says, ‘Drinking coffee....

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Trump Would Close Mosques to Fight Fake ISIS Threat in America

Trump Would Close Mosques to Fight Fake ISIS Threat in America

Posted by | Oct 22, 2015 | |

During an interview with Stuart Varney on Fox this Tuesday, Donald Trump said that he would consider closing mosques to fight ISIS. Varney said, “They’ve [England’s] got a whole new series of proposals to deal with this [ISIS], including withdrawal of passports from some of these people.” “Absolutely. Good,” said Trump. “… and closing some mosques,” Varney said. “Would you do the same thing in America?” “I would do that,” said Trump. “Absolutely, I think it’s great.” Watch the latest video at...

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Multi-Millionaire Little TV-Twit Cooper Hates Sanders’ Politics: Wow, What a Surprise

Multi-Millionaire Little TV-Twit Cooper Hates Sanders’ Politics: Wow, What a Surprise

Posted by | Oct 22, 2015 | , |

Who was the richest person at the CNN debate? The host, Anderson Cooper. Cooper’s wealth is estimated at $100,000,000. It was Cooper’s entitled status that led him to look down on a candidate like Bernie Sanders – a candidate who professes to represent working Americans over the billionaire class. As Reader Supported News explained: What does yellow journalism red-baiting sound like? Cooper started with the lurking horror of every unjustifiably rich person: “Senator Sanders. A Gallup poll says half the country would not put a socialist in the White House. You call yourself a democratic socialist. How can any kind...

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