Author: Justin Lane

Biden Goes Off on GOP Candidates: ‘Racists, Homophobes, Xenophobes: Don’t Speak for America’

Biden Goes Off on GOP Candidates: ‘Racists, Homophobes, Xenophobes: Don’t Speak for America’

Posted by | Oct 8, 2015 | |

Speaking with a Latino activist group, Vice President Joe Biden had harsh criticism for the Republican party and others who engage in terrible, dogmatic philosophies of bygone times. CNN reports that Biden said: “People walked in, like, literally down because of the beating, the beating Hispanics are taking at the hands of the Republican caucus… I mean the Republican presidential race.” “People are depressed. And the message I have for you guys is that these guys don’t remotely speak for America,” the vice president continued. “The American people are so much better. They are so far beyond. They are...

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Fla. Judge Jails Domestic Violence Victim Because She Was Too Scared and Traumatized to Testify Against Abuser

Fla. Judge Jails Domestic Violence Victim Because She Was Too Scared and Traumatized to Testify Against Abuser

Posted by | Oct 8, 2015 | |

Seminole County, Florida Judge Jerri Collins sentenced a domestic violence victim to three days in jail because she failed to appear in court and testify against her abuser. According to court documents, the woman was choked by the father of her 1-year-old son, while he was holding a kitchen knife. The woman claims that the reason she did not make it to court is because she was dealing with her depression and overwhelming anxiety. “Why didn’t you show up to court?” asks Judge Collins. “I’m just, my anxiety, and I’m just…” says the woman. “You think you’re going to...

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Trevor Noah Roasts Boring Ben Carson Over Insane Comments

Trevor Noah Roasts Boring Ben Carson Over Insane Comments

Posted by | Oct 8, 2015 | , |

Ben Carson is boring. He’s also terrifyingly insensitive to the tragedy that others suffer. His comments following the mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Oregon left Trevor Noah asking, is he even human? “It’s weird that Ben Carson would think a zombie strategy would be the way to go. Unless…,” said Noah. “Wait a second. Slow, languid pace, dead eyes, loves brains: this explains everything! Ben Carson is a zombie!”...

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Duggars Defraud Fans for “Missionary Work” Funding: Had Been Rejected as Missionaries for Lack of Education

Duggars Defraud Fans for “Missionary Work” Funding: Had Been Rejected as Missionaries for Lack of Education

Posted by | Oct 8, 2015 | |

Jill (Duggar) and Derrick Dillard raised money from their fans to fund a trip to El Salvador. The trip was pitched to the fans as a mission trip but angry fans now suspect that no mission trip ever occurred. Instead, it seems that the Duggar couple simply took a vacation to El Salvador. At the time, Derrick wrote that the couple were seeking a commission from their church to go on the mission trip. Derrick said, “The commissioning consisted of our pastor leading the congregation in praying for our family as we work on the mission field.” But no...

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Conservative Host Says UCC Shooting was Faked by ‘Secret Death Squad’

Conservative Host Says UCC Shooting was Faked by ‘Secret Death Squad’

Posted by | Oct 8, 2015 | |

Rick Wiles, conservative talk radio host, decided to venture a theory about the potential “hidden” backstory of the Umpqua Community College shooting. According to Wiles, there is a strong chance that there was a “crisis actor” at work at Umpqua and the entire tragedy was staged. Wiles said: Several members of the Trunews team and I were talking this morning in the office about the mysterious appearance of similar looking persons at the scenes of recent mass shootings. Could they be the same people? Could they be paid crisis actors and actresses? Is there a secret death squad at work...

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