Author: Sydney Robinson

Mike Pence Mystified That Liberals And the World Are Upset About This Whole Climate Thing

Mike Pence Mystified That Liberals And the World Are Upset About This Whole Climate Thing

Posted by | Jun 2, 2017 | , |

When it was announced that boy scout Mike Pence would be standing by Donald Trump’s side at the White House, none could have guessed that his primary role would be repeatedly feigning ignorance at each of Trump’s decisions and missteps. Mike Flynn spoke with the Russians? It’s news to Pence! Trump gave away top secret intel to the Russians? Pence is just hearing about this! Jared Kushner tried to establish a back channel to the Russians? Pence don’t know nothin’! But the latest ‘aw shuck’-ing that Pence is attempting to pull off is associated with President Trump’s decision to...

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BREAKING: America Out: Trump Announces Withdrawal From Paris Climate Agreement

BREAKING: America Out: Trump Announces Withdrawal From Paris Climate Agreement

Posted by | Jun 1, 2017 | , , |

Despite having been the nation to pioneer and spearhead the agreement in the first place, America will begin the long removal process to revoke its agreement in the Paris Climate Accord according to President Donald Trump. The news broke before Trump’s scheduled announcement in the White House Rose Garden when the President informed Congress that he would be withdrawing from the agreement despite earlier indicating that he might remain. Hill source: WH has informed members of Congress that President Trump will pull out of Paris climate agreement. — Jim Acosta (@Acosta) June 1, 2017 Trump officially announced his withdrawal from the...

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As Hurricane Season Begins, FEMA Operating Without a Director

As Hurricane Season Begins, FEMA Operating Without a Director

Posted by | Jun 1, 2017 | , |

As hurricane season begins in the U.S. today, and as forecasters are predicting a particularly violent, dangerous season for Southern coastal states, FEMA remains leaderless. Though many who have lived through hurricanes are no fan of the federal organization tasked with assisting in natural disasters, the fact that FEMA is being left leaderless at the start of a predicted heavy hurricane season should make even the most embittered FEMA opponent shudder with fear. Despite complaining incessantly at the slow approval of some of his appointees, Trump has still yet to appoint hundreds of federal positions, most of which would...

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As Trump Ruins American Reputation Abroad, World Leaders Move On

As Trump Ruins American Reputation Abroad, World Leaders Move On

Posted by | Jun 1, 2017 | , , |

The greatest irony of voting for Donald Trump in order to “Make America Great Again,” is that with every step Trump takes, the global view of America falls just a bit more. This was true when Trump mangled his first meeting with Angela Merkel, just as it was true when Trump chastised NATO for not paying their dues. It was true when newly appointed French President Emmanuel Macron purposefully snubbed Trump to greet Merkel instead, and it was true when Trump’s threat to leave the Paris Climate Agreement was met with more relief than dismay. But as President Trump...

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Corn Processing Plant Explodes in Wisconsin Killing 1, Injuring 11

Corn Processing Plant Explodes in Wisconsin Killing 1, Injuring 11

Posted by | Jun 1, 2017 | |

A Wisconsin mill which processes corn products exploded on Wednesday overnight, injuring most of the workers present at the facility and killing one. The Didion corn mill, located in Cambria, Wisconsin, exploded unexpectedly at around 11 at night, injuring 11 of the 16 employees present at the facility. One of the employees was killed in the blast, while two remain missing in the wake of the incident. UW Hospital confirmed to Channel 3000 that five of the employees were currently patients there, being treated for their wounds. The explosion occurred in the portion of the plant which processes ethanol,...

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