Author: Sydney Robinson

Bernie Says the Obvious, Iraq Disaster Created ISIS: Finally Gets a Little Edgy

During Saturday night’s debate, Presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders distanced himself from Hillary Clinton by placing the bulk of the blame for ISIS on the shoulders of those who voted for the Iraq war. Sanders may be edgy in his political views, but his rhetoric often comes off as a mix between too angry and too docile. As shown in his famous “damn emails” comment, Sanders does not take advantage of opportunities to smear his candidates, choosing instead to focus on the issues for better or for worse. Last night, though, Bernie used his calm demeanor to attack Hillary...

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Nitwit Manchild Tucker Carlson blames Obama for Paris Massacre

Tucker Carlson on Fox and Friends Saturday, mere hours after the Paris attacks, supported the idea that Obama’s apparent rejection of the American Constitution was an important factor in the Paris massacre and key to preventing another tragedy stateside. Carlson and his guest argued that America does not do a good enough job of integrating immigrants into the ideas of American patriotism and American Constitutionalism. Without this so called unified front, Carlson argues, we have no authority when it comes to requiring other nations to control their own terrorism....

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Trump Shows us More Ass Clown Stupidity in his Paris Response

Presidential candidate Donald Trump, fondly known for his racist, oversimplified opinions, has spoken out about the tragedy in Paris Friday and has reused the ever-popular response: “If they only had guns.” Echoing the sentiment expressed by many GOP cronies including his closest competition Dr. Ben Carson, Trump said Friday at a rally that if victims had guns, the tragedy could have been avoided. Of course, Trump completely ignores the presence of explosives in the form of suicide vests and also doesn’t explain how a French citizen might casually transport an AK-47, the type of gun that the shooters used....

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The Show Must Go On: Tonight’s Democratic Debate

Tonight in Iowa, the remaining Democratic primary hopefuls will meet for the second time to discuss the issues in a debate hosted by CBS. Former Secretary Hillary Clinton, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, and Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley will meet for nearly two hours to discuss issues of national security, terrorism, and foreign relations. The debate will be hosted by John Dickerson, a hard-hitting journalist who is known for lobbing difficult and cunning questions at politicians, which are sure to keep dishonest candidates on their toes. In other words, Senator Sanders will have nothing to worry about. This debate will work a...

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ROF Prediction: Jihadi John is Soon to be Visited by a Lot of ISIS Pals in Jihadi Paradise

With Friday’s terrible loss of life being claimed by ISIS as their “miracle” work, the western world has now become singularly united in one goal: Defeat ISIS. On Friday morning, the American government announced they were fairly certain that a recent air strike had been successful in killing wanted ISIS murderer “Jihadi John.” That evening is when Paris was attacked by at least eight shooters and suicide bombers who acted in a carefully orchestrated event which caused widespread death and panic to the citizens of France. Western countries and their governments have known for a long time that ISIS was...

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